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WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, MITSUHIDE AKECHI. FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 011.27.954.55 * USER has joined 011.27.954.55 <AUTOMATIC RESPONSE, DO NOT RETURN>** Yes? Yes. This is our channel. Him and me. Who are you looking for? Perhaps a third face? :) No, no. Probably not. Okay. I will wait. I humbly apologize. That was confusing, was it not? That man and me share this channel. It would be draining otherwise. If you are in need of Tenkai, please let me know. If you are calling him, I wonder if that is wise? Hahaha.

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okay i wrote your writ for you

hopefully this works out, i wrote it separately and then like...attached? it to this thing. or whatever. but it's there anyway

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ATTACHED MESSAGE:

Dear Whoever is Reading This Right Now,

I'm writing this letter on behalf of the guy who just handed it to you, who I'm assuming has already told you his name so I don't think I really need to repeat it here. And I get that you might have some concerns about him right now, especially if he's been trying to assure you that he definitely has no interest in your untimely demise or whatever. Maybe at this point you're thinking "what the hell have I gotten myself into", and that's fair, you can think whatever you want. But at least read to the end of this before you make up your mind, I guess is what I'm asking.

I'm not gonna say that the guy isn't weird, because he is. And I'm not going to try to convince you to think he's not. But what I can say about him is that he's not a liar. Maybe his handle on tact leaves a lot to be desired, but he's a guy who takes shit like honor seriously. If he says his wares are fine, then they're fine. He keeps the deals he makes. Just make sure you're specific about what it is the terms of the arrangement are, and then stick to them, because he will too. That's how you play it. Be specific, deal with him on the level, and he's going to answer you on the level too.

In the end it's still your call either way. I'm not writing this to take responsibility for him or to give surety for him or anything like that, and at the end of the day you're the one who has to decide what it is you want to do and what you think is right. But that's what I can say about him. Make sure you know what his word is, because whatever it is he gives you, that's what he's going to keep. And you can pretty much trust him on that.

Kujo, J.

How wonderfully worded. :) I greatly appreciate this! I also am very glad that you made it clear that you are not taking responsibility for me. That would be asking for too much, right? The only one who takes responsibility for me is myself. :)

My actions are my own, after all. :) Hahaha.

Yes, yes, that's right. Yes, that's right. All has settled down. Can I come to kill you now? :)

sorry, i'm on vacation right now

it's taking josuke a while to get unchurned and everything

Is that so? I'm overjoyed to hear that. :)

I had asked Rohan to paint something of the Prince for Josuke to make up for all the churning, churning I may have caused, too. Neither are talking, is that not right? This should bridge some words. Maybe?? :) :)

Please allow me to know when you will be home so I can come to kill you. I'll allow you some time to rest after the vacation. :) Journeying is very difficult, isn't it? If you aren't at your best, it's like bullying, isn't it? And you've done nothing worth bullying you over. Hahaha.

...the prince of what

or do you mean prince, like the guy who wrote the song that josuke uses as his username on these things

anyway

are you killing me because of the thing we talked about with josuke pissing you off or is there a new something i should know about

That is what I said when I asked. :) But you are correct. The man who sang the song that Josuke uses for his username. Hahaha.

Yes, that, and Josuke told Kira that they don't eat humans. He's gotten it into his head that he doesn't need to eat anything monstrous, but that's a problem, isn't it? I don't know what goblins eat but if Kira doesn't, I'll worry. :( Josuke really likes to help and not help at the same time, doesn't he?

Also! I'm just telling you because it is important. If I'm able to kill you, I'm definitely going to be taking your head and hands, okay? :) I like talking to you a lot and so being without talking with you until you return will be a little sad. So I'll talk to your head. :) I only wish you to know in case there is an issue later. I feel people might misunderstand if they see your corpse and think I did something to it that I shouldn't have.

...then what the hell are you going to do with my hands

also

how is that josuke's fault, if kira's the one who's refusing to eat if he needs to

plenty of people don't like what they have to do around here but that doesn't make it anybody's responsibility but their own

Give them to Kira. :) He has a bit of a grudge against you, but he says that once you are dead and he has your hands that when you return that everything will be even. Good news, yes? :)

Then, it's my fault. I apologize. Nothing is ever Kira's fault in this house. I'm sorry. It's just simpler. It's my fault that I'm not trying hard enough and so I'll take that sin away from Josuke since that is a good point. If there is a chance that this is Kira's fault, it's mine. So it's mine.

So the reasons remain the same. :)

hang on

why is nothing kira's fault

did he tell you that or is that just what you decided

That is something I decided.

Kira refuses to acknowledge that anything is his fault, anyway. He may accept a small scrap of blame but ultimately it is someone else's doing. As I said, it is easier to simply accept that nothing is his fault and everything is my fault. It's easier to get Kira to accept that answer, too.

Our household is troublesome enough. Do you not think so, Jotaro? :)

your house is definitely troublesome, that's for sure

him not acknowledging it doesn't make it any less true though

really what you're saying is keeping the peace is better than being accurate, right

That's correct!

Within in this household, I attempt to do what I can to keep the peace! But with everyone else, it is good to be accurate. If I am not accurate with people outside, how will they understand? Understand? :)

understood

because with kira it's not really about understanding, it's about not having a fight

is that it

That's correct!

When Kira gets mad, it is awful. :(!!!! It is awful!!

how come

what does he do to you

Nothing! NOTHING! NOTHING!!!!

He does nothing! He just will be mad! He won't even be annoyed or prodded enough to hit me! INsult me! Berate me! Kill me! He'll just be mad! He'll let himself be ruined by his anger toward me and won't do anything other than let me know it!

IT'S AWFUL! IT'S AWFUL!!! IT'S SOMETHING I HATE IS WHEN SOMEONE IS MAD, IS ANGRY, THAT THROUGH PAIN AND AGONY AND BLOOD AND FIRE AND DESTRUCTION THAT SOME PEACE IS UNDERSTOOD AND FELT AND CONNECTION AND EUPHORIA IS FELT BETWEEN THE TWO BUT IF NOTHING THEN ITS NOTHING AND NOTHING AND IT'S AWFUL!!

That is why I got so mad at Josuke! So angry!

[...well.

uh.

holy fucking mcshit,]

hey

get it together

you're saying he just bottles it up and ignores you instead of taking shit out on you, then

and that's why you're angry about what josuke did, because kira bottled that up too and wouldn't talk to you or vent on you?

Yes, yes, yes. Yes.

Yes, it is the worst. It is awful.

Kira is a fine and wonderful adult. He's a wonderful adult, Jotaro. I truly think that way about him. Complimenting someone in a way that I do not believe in isn't right. So keeping the peace is best.

do you hate it because you're worried about him? or because he's not yelling at you and you want to be yelled at?

Both. It is both.

I cannot help someone when they are mad. When they are feeling low and sad, I know what words to use because those sort of feelings need words. Sometimes blood if words do not work. But words work best first. With anger, I only know how to ease with murder and slaughter. If it isn't eased, I worry. Yes, I worry. I worry a lot. How will someone feel better??

...

so if you could learn a different way to ease anger, would that make you feel better?

Maybe??? Maybe.

and then you wouldn't worry about kira so much?

It would be wonderful to not worry about Kira so much. :( :)

okay well

obviously you know when i get angry i unleash my daimyo wrath on the land too so that's not exactly helpful

but i'll use my influence to look into it

and if i come up with something i'll let you know

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