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[ufufufufu]

WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, MITSUHIDE AKECHI. FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 011.27.954.55 *** USER has joined 011.27.954.55 <AUTOMATIC RESPONSE, DO NOT RETURN> Yes? Yes. This is our channel. Him and me. Who are you looking for? Perhaps a third face? :) No, no. Probably not. Okay. I will wait. I humbly apologize. That was confusing, was it not? That man and me share this channel. It would be draining otherwise. If you are in need of Tenkai, please let me know. If you are calling him, I wonder if that is wise? Hahaha.

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[ufufufufu]

Yes, yes, yes. Yes.

Yes, it is the worst. It is awful.

Kira is a fine and wonderful adult. He's a wonderful adult, Jotaro. I truly think that way about him. Complimenting someone in a way that I do not believe in isn't right. So keeping the peace is best.

[starmark]

do you hate it because you're worried about him? or because he's not yelling at you and you want to be yelled at?

[ufufufufu]

Both. It is both.

I cannot help someone when they are mad. When they are feeling low and sad, I know what words to use because those sort of feelings need words. Sometimes blood if words do not work. But words work best first. With anger, I only know how to ease with murder and slaughter. If it isn't eased, I worry. Yes, I worry. I worry a lot. How will someone feel better??

[starmark]

...

so if you could learn a different way to ease anger, would that make you feel better?

[ufufufufu]

Maybe??? Maybe.

[starmark]

and then you wouldn't worry about kira so much?

[ufufufufu]

It would be wonderful to not worry about Kira so much. :( :)

[starmark]

okay well

obviously you know when i get angry i unleash my daimyo wrath on the land too so that's not exactly helpful

but i'll use my influence to look into it

and if i come up with something i'll let you know

[ufufufufu]

Thank you.

I would appreciate it.
Something to help Kira.
That has lowered my desire to kill you a significant amount. :)
Thank you.

[starmark]

remember i'm not making any promises

just ideas, i don't know if they'll work or not

understand

[ufufufufu]

I understand.

If you make a promise and cannot deliver, the desire to kill you would definitely double. Hahaha! HAHAHAH!

But you're just doing something and taking the time to help Kira with no hope that it will work. That is about where I am at all times. So that is why I am feeling exceptionally fond of you. Exceptionally!!

[starmark]

...right

you've got it, yeah

just investing my time, that's all



exceptionally fond, huh

[ufufufufu]

Yes! :)

If I am able to kill you, I will be certain to talk to your head fondly. I have already decided that. What is your favorite meal? I'll make that for your head every day. That is how fond I have come to find you.

[starmark]

why don't you just talk to my head where it is

the conversation is probably more interesting this way anyway

[ufufufufu]

it is nice to get a response

then before i kill you, shall i prepare a nice meal for you? consider it an appetizer to the banquet that shall be your death

[starmark]

you really want to know what kinds of foods i like, don't you

[ufufufufu]

It is fun to cook and to hear someone say that the food is good. :)
I like sewing, too.
There is a party.
A wonderful Halloween party.
I am going to go.
I sewed an outfit.
From dresses. HahahahAHAHAHAAH.

[starmark]

...wait

since when do you like sewing

i didn't know that

[ufufufufu]

I have always liked sewing. Sewing, baking, cooking, gardening. All those things are a lot of fun. Very quiet. Can work and do and think about how pretty someone looks with blood gushing out their mouth without having to actually have blood gushing, gushing anywhere. Very soothing.

[starmark]

i like playing the guitar

it's not quiet but it's the same thing, something to do with your hands

i don't usually think about gushing blood, though, but that's just me personally

[ufufufufu]

Can I hear it? One day?

Yes, that is you personally. I do not mind that you do not think what I think. I have very high bloodlist. Very high. It has always been that way. :) But if I acted it on it all the time, I would end up starving. HahahaHAHAHAHA.

[starmark]

maybe

i'm looking around for an electric which probably doesn't mean anything to you but it makes different sounds and there's other stuff you can do with it, and i like those sounds better than the ones made by the guitar i have, even though the guitar i have isn't bad, just different

why would you end up starving?

[ufufufufu]

I like you. I will ask Mana for an electric guitar for you. :)

And I would be starving because everyone would be dead.

[starmark]

...hang on

in exchange for what?

or are you saying it's just a gift with no strings attached?


yeah it's probably better you don't act on that bloodlust then because you'd be starving and probably lonely too

[ufufufufu]

A gift with no strings? That would be a poor guitar. Hahahahaha. But like I said, I like you. You listened a lot to me so I do not need anything.

Yes, I would die of loneliness before starvation. Hahahahaha. I don't think you can or I would already be dead.