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WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, MITSUHIDE AKECHI. FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 011.27.954.55 *** USER has joined 011.27.954.55 <AUTOMATIC RESPONSE, DO NOT RETURN> Yes? Yes. This is our channel. Him and me. Who are you looking for? Perhaps a third face? :) No, no. Probably not. Okay. I will wait. I humbly apologize. That was confusing, was it not? That man and me share this channel. It would be draining otherwise. If you are in need of Tenkai, please let me know. If you are calling him, I wonder if that is wise? Hahaha. | ||||
< Murderous Monarch >
I can only hope you don't think any less of me by being aligned with the Fourth. I do say I don't view it as any sort of religion. Perhaps a cult? I was told this was the best way to get home and even if that isn't possible for me, he made me a delightful promise so I do owe it to him to fulfill my end of the bargain and do what I can for him.
But I don't feel any love or fondness towards him. I think we're both using each other in a way that works best for us.
< mitsuhide >
The reasons why I do something will generally be different than others' reasons! The reasons why you do things is because it will benefit you in the end. What better reason is there to do anything? HahahahaHAHAHAHAHA!
So no! I don't think less of you! I don't think I could think less of you! The perils of friendship, I suppose??? The only one I think less of these days is Katsuie. But only because he is away from our lord and gets himself a big head about it! He is getting a cold shoulder until he apologizes on his knees for his transgression against our king!!
But really, I can only judge those of the Oda if I am allowed to judge anyone at all.
So Kira, you are doing everything right and doing everything as you should! Don't doubt yourself!! ♡
< Murderous Monarch >
But regardless of you butchering my name into a J-pop song title, I am pleased to hear it. And if Katsuie ever begs for your forgiveness please allow me to witness it. Because I think it will be one of the most glorious things I'll have had the pleasure to witness. Please do not deny me such a treat.
But this is all good to hear. And I am glad I do not risk disappointing you in the future. I've been very worried about my friendships as of late with all the bad things people have been saying about me but I was never once worried that you'd stop being a friend to me.
Needless to say, as a man who has not had friends before coming to this place it is good to know you will not be going anywhere. A little sentimental on my part, yes, but I try and be an honest man.
< mitsuhide >
J-Pop?
If he does it, I'm going to record it, too. I'll put it on this network! Everyone will know about it! You can be the one to witness it in person, though! I promise! ღゝ◡╹)ノ♡
Humans are always fickle about humans. I do not understand it! I really don't understand it. Kira is true to himself and that is what is most important. The right people that should be your friends will appear before you, eventually! I believe it! Don't lose hope, Kira!（´・｀ ）♡
< Murderous Monarch >
J-Pop are Japanese popstar idols. Ask Josuke. He likes garbage.
Good. I look forward to this glorious day. I live for Katsuie's humiliation because it necessary and amusing.
Here's another question for you and I ask because of the way you talk about humans. I understand that you are a windigo now but weren't you once a human too? Back in the world that you came from you had to be, yes?
< mitsuhide >
Okay! ヽ(´ω｀○)ﾉ.+ﾟ*｡:ﾟ+
Right? I'm so happy you've come to understand my way of thinking of things, too! I really thought it'd be nice to coddle and look after Katsuie, but then I thought, his humiliation's a lot more fun if he's just going to complain! But I said that. I said that and I say it again!
(*ﾟｰﾟ)ゞ I fear I don't like lying to Kira, but about this question, can I not answer it?
Re: < mitsuhide >
Oho~? Now that's interesting~ But I won't pry even though you've made me even curiouser
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Lessons are best when someone's bleeding.
It doesn't matter who.
Just someone needs to be!
Hahaha!
I'm very touched that Kira's so kind to me and won't pry!
But still, I wonder, not saying is still saying, I think?
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Not saying is not saying. Just because you're saying something doesn't mean you're actually saying something. If you're not saying what is being questioned then you're not saying anything.
If that makes sense.
[It doesn't when you phrase it like that but maybe Mitsuhide will get it.]
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That's correct!
That's indeed correct!
So long as it isn't a complete answer, no one can say that I answered anything!
Thank you!
That is why you're my precious trash friend!
Because you were thrown into the garbage.
So by proxy that makes you like garbage, right?
But you're still a treasure to me!
So maybe half-garbage, then?
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I wonder, oh, I do wonder, why you would call me that. Perhaps, and I'd hate to think this, you're making light of the fact that my body that was unjustly murdered while I was in a weakened state was tossed in a trash. Mitsuhide, that's not what you would be implying would you?
That would be in bad taste. Deplorable. And it would, in fact, make me very very angry.
[1/2]
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[ Short and sweet is probably best in these situations. Probably, probably, probably! ]
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that doesn't sound like me
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PERHAPS.
One of those situations which we can look back and laugh with one another.
That is a thing that humans do, is it not??
( ⚆ _ ⚆ )
Still, let us not forget how fond I am of you, Kira! ₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡
And how occasionally you feel like I am not a complete waste to know. (ﾟ ωﾟ//）♡
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I wonder who that was? Was it Susan or Chie? Was it one of those people?
[He's just going to casually ignore everything Mitsuhide is typing and be very very cross.]
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Josuke did it.
He was under the impression that would make you happy to hear it from me.
[ Bye-bye, JoJo. ]
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He was in my trash behind the café because he got turned into an overgrown poodle that I had to take care of all night.
You tell him that he's trash.
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I don't know what a poodle is.
But I will be certain to tell him that he is trash.
Much more trash than you.
The trashiest!
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Good, please do so. He was in the trash first, after all.
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And he went there willingly so that makes him twice trashiest, yes?
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[For his and Josuke's sake he's not mentioning the bath and all the brushing out of poodle fur. That's all best forgotten...]
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And this also means that whatever anger you have toward me is gone, is that not right?
[ Because he has to make sure of this. ]
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